Sleeping Beauty
Last night, I fell asleep at 8:30. Woke up this morning at 8:30 when my alarm went off. I could've gone another couple of hours... easy.
The red eye flight from New York was better than most. After the long day with the football game, I was exhausted. I actually slept on the plane. But, you know there's a story coming.
I was sitting next to a woman who was pretty attractive. Early-20's, coming back to New York after a weekend of snowboarding at Baker. When the plane started up, she immediately fell asleep. And farted! She had the worst gas ever. Seriously, it was completely rancid.
I had to sleep with that little fan thing going. Every once in awhile I actually woke from the stench. I wondered if it was me. So I just sat up awake. The smell went away... then it would return. And it definitely didn't come from my ass.
When she woke up around 6:30, the smells stopped coming. This was the first time I had ever wanted an aisle seat over a window seat.
And you thought the Sleeping Beauty title was about me... I'm not that vain!
The red eye flight from New York was better than most. After the long day with the football game, I was exhausted. I actually slept on the plane. But, you know there's a story coming.
I was sitting next to a woman who was pretty attractive. Early-20's, coming back to New York after a weekend of snowboarding at Baker. When the plane started up, she immediately fell asleep. And farted! She had the worst gas ever. Seriously, it was completely rancid.
I had to sleep with that little fan thing going. Every once in awhile I actually woke from the stench. I wondered if it was me. So I just sat up awake. The smell went away... then it would return. And it definitely didn't come from my ass.
When she woke up around 6:30, the smells stopped coming. This was the first time I had ever wanted an aisle seat over a window seat.
And you thought the Sleeping Beauty title was about me... I'm not that vain!
as written by David at 6:36 PM
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