Greatest Cover Band in the History of Rock

Last night, at the House of Blues on Sunset Ave., I saw the greatest cover band ever. Let's see, on the guitar, we had Slash (Guns and Roses,) Jerry Cantrell (Alice in Chains,) Dave Navarro (Jane's Addiction,) Steve Jones (Sex Pistols,) and Billy Duffy (The Cult.) On drums, Mr. Matt Sorum from Guns and Roses. On vocals, Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots,) Mark McGrath (forgot the name of his crappy band,) Cyprus Hill, Donavon Leitch and of course, Jerry Cantrell.

Covered songs included "Paradise City," Cheap Trick's "Surrender," "Rooster," and "Ballroom Blitz," "(So You Wanna Be a) Rock Superstar."

Really, it was an amazing night. The show took place as a part of the X-Games. Josh works at ABC, so he was able to pick up passes. The problem with LA is the women are so ugly...