Hey, Fat Ass

I did some research for those of us with, uh, larger posteriors. After watching Molly Wood's Buzz Report, which contained an item on the Great John Toilet seat, I found that there is indeed a market for bigger toilet seats.

First, there was the Big John Toilet Seat because standard seats are "too small and too flimsy." Amen, brother.

Then came the Great John Toilet Seat, because "... a regular toilet has a terribly small seat. This creates very uncomfortable pressure points, consequently producing numbness in the legs and thighs from lack of proper blood flow." Uh, OK, if you say so.

So, if you plan on Super-Sizing everything you order, make sure you invest in a good throne. I wouldn't want you wobbling off of your toilet and cracking your skull.