... And I Thought Just His Movies Sucked

Are you kidding me? Gizmodo reports that Steven Seagal has a new Asian Experience energy drink. Uh, what?

You can buy it here... this is the 'official' product description:

This long lasting energy elixir is made with key ingredients from all over the globe. With a healthy dosing of Tibetan Goji Berry, Asian Cordyceps, B-Vitamins, Green Tea, Yerba Mate, Ginseng, Ginkgo Biloba, Guarana, and Policosanols

Hey Suck Ass, I mean Seagal, I've got an Asian Experience Energy Drink for you right here buddy... and it tastes a lot like dick!